A man walks into a bar...

08 Mar 2009, 06:49

...hits his head on it, gets a concussion, passes out, and dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital due to massive amounts of internal bleeding in his head.
No one comes to his funeral.
He was a bastard.

08 Mar 2009, 08:17

Beautiful.
That was beautiful.

I am in tears.

08 Mar 2009, 10:27

wow that was nice...

08 Mar 2009, 11:47

You've done it again, Andy. Truly heart-warming.

08 Mar 2009, 16:01

Words cannot express the emotions I have felt when reading this.

09 Mar 2009, 01:07

Eloquent. Simple. Beautiful.

Truly, 'tis art that speaks for a whole generation.

09 Mar 2009, 01:29

Andyroo wrote:A man walks into a bar... hits his head on it, gets a concussion, passes out, and dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital due to massive amounts of internal bleeding in his head.
No one comes to his funeral.
He was a bastard.

Hits his head on what? Huh? Thin air? The entire bar? Marmalade?

Nice way to fuck up a perfectly good joke Andyroo. It's people like you that are what's wrong with this society. Always glossing over the minor details, acting like it was nothing, that is until it snowballs into a gigantic celestial fuck-up, provoking a chain of ultra-mega fuck-ups that eventually leads to the very destruction of the world as we know it. So well-done Andy, well done...

... hope you're proud of yourself.

09 Mar 2009, 07:01

Wow Andrew. I Love this. Its astounding and beautiful. Your a brilliant, brilliant man.

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