Hype Muffin
I am addicted to this game. Seriously addicted. Like, more addicted than I've ever been to another game addicted. I might have to get rid of it in order to keep my sanity.
Not even Animal Crossing had me more addicted. Hell, I think it's even worse than Galaga. Those who know me best would confess that I could play that game for days straight.
So what is it about Fable that has me so engrossed?
That is a quality question, self, and the answer lies everywhere. I enjoy every part of this game.
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Okay, almost every part.
Pros
Combat - great combat system, earning experience is fun
Story - main campaign is fun, but short. This is made up for with amount of sidequests and additional things to do
Choosing your own path - Massacre a whole town? Kill your wife? Have an orgy? Sure! You can do whatever you want!
Real Estate - Buying everything is fun. Player can even redecorate to increase property value.
Cons
Too fucking easy - Perhaps this is just for my situation, but I was almost disturbed at how easy this game was. I blame myself partially for having an augment that replenished my health whenever I struck an enemy, but still. It's ridiculous for me to have 17 resurrection phials in my inventory and to have used only 2 or 3 of them.
Demon doors are too damn cryptic - In Fable 1 they told me what the fuck they wanted.
Too addicting - I wasted way to many hours of my life on this game.
Needs to show in vivid detail my kinky lesbian sex
Overall Fable 2 is one of my favorite games of the year and will probably go up there with my favorite games of all time. Can't wait for the DLC.
Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ - DS
You're probably thinking "What the fuck?" right now, and rightfully so. Zombie BBQ is an overhead rail shooter where the player takes control of Little Red Riding Hood in order to save Fairyrtaleland or wherever from a zombie infestation. Her and her pansy friend that no one cares about take down the undead with a machine gun, grenades, flamethrower, lazers, and a shotgun of course. The player moves Little Red left and right with the d-pad while shooting using the touch screen, as Red moves along a fixed path, stopping occasionally. Zombies come up from everywhere and swarm in Red's direction, and it requires a quick hand to take them down and advance through whatever fairytale themed level the zombies are infesting. Every third level is boss time. Each boss battle is against a different fairytale figure such as Pinocchio, Sleeping Beauty, the Three Little Pigs, and even Santa Claus. Don't be fooled by it's quirkyness, this game can get pretty damn tough at times. Despite the fact that there is some slow down and that I'd really enjoy it if I could use "L" to fire, Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ is actually an awesome game. Most reviewers tend to disagree, but I honestly enjoy the silly story, fun gameplay, and looking at Riding Hood's massive boobs.
