Hype Muffin
*You know what annoys me? People who go out of their way to tell everyone how fucking drunk they are while posting. HEY! MORON! YOU ARE NOT COOL. I don't imagine you tapping away at your keyboard with a crowd of hot chicks around begging you to do body shots on them. I picture you as some guy who drinks alone and shops on ebay at three in the morning because you're too socially awkward to go to the bar like a normal person. Congrats on impressing 14 year olds. Pathetic shit.
*Directed at no one here. Thank fucking god.
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by Liquid on 12 Aug 2009, 15:34
A man walks into a bar...
by Andyroo on 08 Mar 2009, 06:49
...hits his head on it, gets a concussion, passes out, and dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital due to massive amounts of internal bleeding in his head.
No one comes to his funeral.
He was a bastard.
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No one comes to his funeral.
He was a bastard.
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MadWorld - Review
by Eliwood on 28 Mar 2009, 05:53
There's blood in the streets, and shrieks of pain in the air. That's right sports fans, it's Deathwatch time, where contestants kill and maim each other for cash prizes (and to avoid being maimed themselves). That's the setting of MadWorld, where Varrigan City has plunged into chaos, and any attempt at order has been crushed. Just the way Jack likes it.
The game throws you into the action right from the start, but that doesn't mean there isn't plenty of story and plot in MadWorld. The entire island of Varrigan City has been overrun by a terrorist group called the Organizers who have, you guessed it, organized the Deathwatch games for the viewing pleasure of anyone lucky enough to avoid being impaled by a caution sign. Enter Jack: an unidentified killing machine who quickly rises in the Deathwatch echelon with his wide variety of murder skills. There's more...
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The game throws you into the action right from the start, but that doesn't mean there isn't plenty of story and plot in MadWorld. The entire island of Varrigan City has been overrun by a terrorist group called the Organizers who have, you guessed it, organized the Deathwatch games for the viewing pleasure of anyone lucky enough to avoid being impaled by a caution sign. Enter Jack: an unidentified killing machine who quickly rises in the Deathwatch echelon with his wide variety of murder skills. There's more...
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Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars - Review
by Eliwood on 17 Mar 2009, 09:01
What happens when a mysterious meteor crash lands on Earth, leaving a trail of green mist in its wake? Why, mushrooms become sentient and form their own miniature civilization, of course. Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars for the Wii provides a 3D platforming adventure in the elaborate settings of various mushroom tribes and human dwellings from a 3 inch height perspective. Young Pax, a Bolete mushroom, battles insects, small animals, and evil mushrooms as he uncovers a devious plot surrounding the warring mushroom tribes and glowing meteorite fragments. Amidst some vibrant visuals and shaky camera controls is one distinctly unique adventure.
When Pax, alone and aimless, wanders into a Morel mushroom village and accidentally absorbs the sacred meteorite fragment, the young fungi goes on a quest to find another fragment for the village, as well as learn more about his strange ability. It's not the most elaborate or deep beginning to a story but it puts the main character out into the wild, ready...
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When Pax, alone and aimless, wanders into a Morel mushroom village and accidentally absorbs the sacred meteorite fragment, the young fungi goes on a quest to find another fragment for the village, as well as learn more about his strange ability. It's not the most elaborate or deep beginning to a story but it puts the main character out into the wild, ready...
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Dragon Quest IV - review
by Eliwood on 22 Dec 2008, 07:48
Square Enix continues their trend of remaking classic RPGs on handheld systems with Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen. With source material nearly twenty years old, can Dragon Quest maintain its appeal on the DS?
A variety of characters provides a lot of plot elements that create the overall story, but in essence the story is flat, basic, and straight-forward. Twist and intrigue opportunities are there, but the characters are not developed so that the player will care about them--certainly an element of older style video game story-telling.
It's hard to get more classic RPG than this: explore towns, accept quests from kings, battle monsters in caves and dungeons, all while constructing a rag tag party to save the world from an ultimate evil. That's not the end of the checklist: combat is in standard DQ first-person perspective, level grinding is a must, side characters will join the party to help occasionally. As an early entry in the series that helped standardize RPG elements,...
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A variety of characters provides a lot of plot elements that create the overall story, but in essence the story is flat, basic, and straight-forward. Twist and intrigue opportunities are there, but the characters are not developed so that the player will care about them--certainly an element of older style video game story-telling.
It's hard to get more classic RPG than this: explore towns, accept quests from kings, battle monsters in caves and dungeons, all while constructing a rag tag party to save the world from an ultimate evil. That's not the end of the checklist: combat is in standard DQ first-person perspective, level grinding is a must, side characters will join the party to help occasionally. As an early entry in the series that helped standardize RPG elements,...
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